22 April 2008

get your own artistic license and never have to explain yourself again

TradeMark G. of The Evolution Control Committee will issue you your own "Artistic License" for $20.

Now when I show up at art openings, I just flash my ID — I’m an artist!
More free wine, please! Even at clubs I present my license as my
identification… because, by gum, I’m an artist, just the kind of artist
who would be fully licensed. Although this is not legal identification
in the government’s eyes, I have presented it on many occasional to
security personnel who want “valid ID”. More times than not, they take
it! So, it must be valid.

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